Weed bladder

When you smoke too much and subsequently have to urinate frequently. Not to be confused with an over-active bladder, this only occurs when high.

"I have to piss again!"

"Man you smoked too much you have a weed bladder"

by Your Great Aunt Lily March 8, 2009

bladder bugs

bladder bugs are flees on a cats bladder.
most of the time when your cat has a big bladder
which a bladder is a stomach just in tha lower area.
you can fined bladder bugs flees on a white bladder lower stomach area

omg my cat has bad bladder bugs

wow jeff your cat has bladder bugs

by bladder June 25, 2008

bladder buster

This is a party usually on spring break, where free beer flows till someone goes piss. Then that person sucks and everyone dumps there beer on the loser. Senior Frogs started it all!!!!!

Eddie took a piss at the bladder buster so i had to start paying for beer what an ass hole.

by Amy D January 24, 2007

jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.

OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!

by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016