Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 04, 2020
These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 09, 2021
A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."
Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 21, 2018
Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2014
Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021