biblical huzz

Mary be a biblical huzz or huz

I get biblical huzz

by Uncookedhuzz December 2, 2024

biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.

It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024