Benjamin

Ben is a slay queen. Ben is a total beast at gaming and that beast is also released in the bed. Ben is a great guy to be around, with a perfect sense of humour. His hair is like a shaggy mountain goat on a snowy mountain. His ears are lavished upon Corey's tongue. Ben is just the bogan you always wanted

Tejas: Corey was that a sick game last night or what
Corey: Nah ben ruined it all
Tejas: What are you talking about, Benjamin is the goat

by Daniel5tookenham September 14, 2020

Benjamin Cook

A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.

Benjamin Cook's "weekly" Becoming Youtube documentaries are AWESOME!

by smilesr4free February 10, 2013

Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Alec Benjamin

An American songwriter that is defiantly underrated. He sound like he's 13 but he is 25. His most popular song is 'let me down slowly' which reached top 40 in in over 25 countries and has 640 million streams

girl : Alec Benjamin is underrated
boy: I know have you heard 'If we have each other'

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

breaking benjamin

A great nu metal band formed by Ben Burnley. This is a little known fact about Breaking Benjamin, but Ben Burnley used to perform at coffee houses playing covers of songs by other bands to earn money.

The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My Polyamorous friend
caught me in a mass of trouble again
-Polyamorous

by Truth April 4, 2005

Benjamin Counsell

When a girl gets her ass pounded and her fanny fingerblasted

Tanya was walking funny because she got Benjamin Counsell'd the night before

by Fannerbang June 27, 2016

Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019