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I want this because of reasons

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011
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becahbus

A car in the distance, with its headlamps on which through the trees and when coming around a corner looks like the bus you are waiting for.

Said: beh-car-bus
ME: It's the bus!
YOU: No, it's a becahbus
by Danielle + Matt November 16, 2006
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Beccala

1.A gorgeous girl that you would like to take home and bang all night.
2.A nickname for Becca/Rebecca
That Beccala is smokin....
by bingalo March 11, 2009
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becausery

Chronically using 'because' as one's reason for doing or feeling something.
Person 1: 'Why did you throw feces at me?!'

Person 2: 'Because...'

Person 1: Why must you fall back on this obstinate becausery?
by antoniodelphi October 16, 2010
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Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
by BBGrunt December 16, 2020
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because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED
guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022
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