care bearing it

To molest stuffed animals in the harshest manner possible.

Dude, where is steve?" "Man, he is at home care bearing it." "Well it's better then drinking and driving, I guess.

by checkoutmynipples February 23, 2011

Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Polar Bearing

When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.

Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!

by olivercloseoff69 September 2, 2014

Berning

a super hot chick that is a party freak. someone who can shake their ass and is athletic.

That girl is a real Berning

by her crusher March 6, 2007

bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjørne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjørne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk September 11, 2015

Beaning

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.

*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?

by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011

Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013