Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"

1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships

by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.

Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!

by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019

turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary

"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary

by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018