Battleship

A type of warship used for destruction of exact or close replicas of itself

the battleship fired its 40mm cannons and ripped the open the hull of the corvette who was desperately trying to get away.

by PossesedAdmiral May 27, 2020

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"

1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships

by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023

Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend

Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry

by Jhonneria October 30, 2019

Battleship

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.

"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"

by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020