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Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012
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backwater swamp

1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
by Emithises March 16, 2017
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balkwater

Liquid cocaine teepeeP.

V. To bunghole your entire village.

Two smoke swishers rather than etc.
N.

Shit the bed.. the golden Bed
Liberty..
Hmm
Bond
Hmm
Janet. Loves C o tton..
Not the fair..

Don't ever bunt. It's a dick not a punishment. DICKSON. Fine. Peter. Okay. Tread lightly.

Pecker. Fine.

To die. V²
Bell. Juice

Similar to Thorazine Ativan and halladol.. NM sweat

Mow. Fine.

Woman. He'll no. You're tripping grant.
NY

Beer.
Somebody offered me some Balkwater.. I said I dare you to text him first let me post you can only post Jeff Walker Chuck Norris versus Jackie Chan versus the two leaves versus fall and winter.. collideHowieday

The eKramer the George W bush uses God bless
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by Alias3 December 22, 2021
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bathmaker

a dumbass person who cant even spell the word antidisestablishmentarianism haha stupid pikece of doodoo
damn that guy is such a bathmaker
by ComradeKrabs January 10, 2022
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Backwater Becky

A country girl who's just one of the guys. She likes fishin', muddin', and going on trains. Sausage is on her mind.
Jake: Did you see Sam?

Bill: I seen her bring back that big ole fish she caught when she was comin back up the ramp with those Charles boys

Jake: Dude she's a backwater becky that could get it any day

Bill: Looks like she already gets it every day
by GravityLove October 22, 2023
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Backwater

Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.
If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.
by NightSteak9 April 7, 2025
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Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.
If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.
by Archetyp0 June 7, 2025
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