Baebruh

A romantic partner that is also your best friend

Yo Baebruh, I’m about to come over.

What would I do without my Baebruh?

Can’t wait to marry my Baebruh, he’s my best friend.

by #baebruhforlife July 26, 2018

Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.

Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball

by Nekto September 19, 2006

baseball wife

n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.

She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.

by FooJee August 14, 2005

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

baebee

Play on Baby} and similar to Bae and Boo, meaning Before Anyone Else Before Everyone Else -
A term used to define someone's significant other as the most important person in their life.

My baebee is the greatest guy in the world.

by Angelbaby024 January 7, 2016