travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011

bob barker

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".

Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!

by evasive February 12, 2008

travis barker

Travis Barker...See also: (GOD of Drums)The ultimate GOD of drums...for anyone who thinks otherwise, you are rediculous. Maybe you are the upity tigh rich SOB's that dont like the kind of music that he so amazingly dominates. the kind of people who think that his music is actually corrupting the minds of the youth. You probably havn't ever seen him play the drums...you cant say shit until you've seen it. His technique is amazing, its so fast and smooth, he should be considered an idol to all drummers he is better than...WHICH IS EVERYONE. Dont talk about his life either, you dont know him... you are probably just jealous because he is better than you. You were saying that Blink-182 broke up because of him, well you are wrong. He just did an interview with the official blink 182 fansite along with mark talking about the REAL reason that they took the indefinate hiatus. Tom even had a piece in there about the break up. you may think Travis is the biggest waste of talent ever, but I am pretty sure you are the biggest waste of OXYGEN ever!!!

Matt: Hey did you hear, Pete and Adams lives got cancelled?

Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!

by MFK September 23, 2006

Bob Barkers

Jail house clothing line

Go to jail and find out for yourself, These Bob Barkers have Staff infecttion on them

by Burzerk June 03, 2006

Cortnee Barker

The ah-may-zingg-est person in the worldd!!!!(:

Cortnee Barker is ah-may-zingg! (:

by bahahotchick May 14, 2010

Mr. Barker

The best, funniest, most helpful and caring Math teacher you'll ever meet. He constantly makes jokes during class, and you end up laughing even though you've heard them quite a few times before.

Students: *walk into class*
Mr. Barker: "Good morning, ladies and jellybeans!"
Students (in unison): "Good morning, Sir!"

by Turnip Guy30 November 27, 2020

ma barker

A concealed carry gun

"I got a Ma Barker in case the deal goes south".

by Wiki_notta November 07, 2020