Baltimore

A shithole city in Maryland that thinks it is Philly, but is nowhere near. Makes post-nuclear Hiroshima look like the land of milk and honey. It is the 6th most dangerous city in the US, whereas for all Philly haters, Philly is not even on the list.

BTW-DC is ALSO on the list, at like #4 or something.
Baltimore is a cesspot, and if you go there you'll get shot.

Baltimore thinks it owns Philly, but in fact, Philly will own it any day.


Crab Cakes suck ass.



Philly>B'more
by PhillyDude November 30, 2004
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Baltimore

An alternative way of sharing a lit entity such as cigarette, cigar, or joint; Baltimore refers to being able to take as many ‘puffs’ as you want on your turn, and passing whenever you feel necessary.

Note: The most popular way of sharing lit items seems to be “puff-puff pass.”
Man 1- So how would you like to share this cig?
Man 2- I believe we should 'baltimore' rather than puff-puff pass
by Raggity Al August 29, 2006
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Baltimore

code word used to warn of big, ugly girls that have fondled you and another previously at the same time.
Hey, dew there are those Baltimores that got us.
by SOAF73chunk January 22, 2009
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Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.
by アメリカへの死 December 24, 2019
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Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"
by Blumpster August 18, 2013
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Baltimore Ravens

n. Maryland State Correctional System work release program.
The Baltimore Ravens recently shipped Jamal "Jail-mal" Lewis to the Cleveland Browns.
by Dan Weyandt October 04, 2007
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Baltimore Orioles

An underrated team with a (currently) good manager, great bullpen, and asshole owner. Nonetheless, the pride of Baltimore and about half the DC population, (the other half being those who traded allegiance to the Nationals).

Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.

The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.

Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.

Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.

Mortal enemies of the Yankees.

Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.
One of the only good things about Baltimore is the Baltimore Orioles
by SoCal11 June 26, 2008
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