Kampełek's definitions

Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

Tyler

literally my name

me: my name is tyler

by Kampełek June 30, 2023

g

The worst letter ever. H is better.

Person: g is the worst letter ever

by Kampełek June 30, 2023

mkwii

The Super Smash Bros Melee of Mario Karts

Person 1: mkwii is dead
Person 2: what do you mean? mkwii is literally the melee of mario karts

by Kampełek August 17, 2023

ItemFix

LiveLeak 2.0, Except there's no gore.

Did you see that building collapse on ItemFix?

by Kampełek June 6, 2023