Kampełek's definitions

Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

mkwii

The Super Smash Bros Melee of Mario Karts

Person 1: mkwii is dead
Person 2: what do you mean? mkwii is literally the melee of mario karts

by Kampełek August 17, 2023

g

The worst letter ever. H is better.

Person: g is the worst letter ever

by Kampełek June 30, 2023

Tyler

literally my name

me: my name is tyler

by Kampełek June 30, 2023

ItemFix

LiveLeak 2.0, Except there's no gore.

Did you see that building collapse on ItemFix?

by Kampełek June 6, 2023