Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.

Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.

by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009

ballsactly

The combination of saying the word Exactly while thinking with your Balls

"Yo man you wanna hit that fly chick over there?"

"Ballsactly."

by Mike Outcalt May 18, 2007

Ballsackistan

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.

What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.

by COCKWELLINGTON June 23, 2011

Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

Ballsack Icepack

The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.

"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."

by fred durst 2 September 1, 2023

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005