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gum-bal

The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!
Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction

gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023
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Bal Man

Passerby: “look a ball
Bal Man: “Bal Man”
by Bal Man February 27, 2024
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Okay bal

when you just gotta accept some boring ass response
“Yeah then the monkey jumped out and hit her in the head!”

that’s crazy

“Okay bal🙄”
by Dreadnarco February 10, 2021
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Bals

i eats bals
by Balseater July 20, 2024
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Ik bal shar

Ik bal shar is wat veel word gezegd
by Ik bal shar August 19, 2020
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Bal

Bal aka the hardest person going is a pussy hole and gets people down from gornal to back his own beef witch he can’t handle his self
Bal got saved by teacher in wombourne that day
by Fluffy socks July 8, 2022
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1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss
by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023
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