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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022
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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.
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Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.
"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."
by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015
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Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
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baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
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