Baja Blast

When you shit fart the cum in your asshole on your partner's face.

My girlfriend gave me a Baja blast. It didn't taste as good as taco bell advertised.

by Sydswag May 28, 2020

baja-smack

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle

the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)

by jeepsta June 25, 2004

Baja Blast

The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast

My Baja Blast looks like Mike Jason

by YourDadMikeJason May 1, 2019

Baja Blast

The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.

"Did you hear? Phil Baja Blasted all over his Mom.. Can't believe he's dead..."

"Duuuuude"

by crisco_king420 December 31, 2015

baja humbug

Someone who is from Mexico and hates Christmas

"Man, Juan really hates Christmas."
"Yeah, he's a real Baja Humbug."

by DrBruz November 20, 2013

Baja blaster

When you finger a girl behind a taco bell

Last night I gave Tina a Baja blaster

by Heresyohnny May 21, 2019

Baja Nigger

A Mexican or Beaner

Look at that baja nigger with the sombrero

by Vitamin Vlad June 18, 2013