ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.

Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"

by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016

Backyard taco

The act of eating ones booty

I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight

by HeadTJB July 30, 2016

Backyard goof

Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.

Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.

by CarwynIestyn November 11, 2018

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015