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avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018
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Nikocado Avocado

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado
Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022
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Nikocado Avocado

man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.
by Clixen September 6, 2021
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avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption
this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.
by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010
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avocado hoez

a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.
pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!
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Nikocado Avocado

retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded
by idontfuckmen October 2, 2021
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Avocado Aunty

A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -

EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.
THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-

OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.
by Limao May 26, 2014
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