During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.
“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023
The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
by Bartek. January 08, 2024
A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
Inviting a homeless man inside then forcing them at cock point to pole dance in a skimpy maid outfit till you finish
by Indian Blowhole April 12, 2025
by ambernumerouno October 18, 2023
Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.
by Paxso-Africano March 09, 2024