Atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Haha, makes sense, doesn't it?

Of course I believe in atheism, psshh, it's the only thing thats logical.

Atheism by ncon87 April 15, 2009

atheism 

What used to be "Freedom of religion, and lack of deity" has become "Freedom of complaining about other religions...and lack of deity."

Beliefs make sense, but the complete irony of their thoughts on other religions (Christians, especially.) contrasts with the fact that they don't want religion pushed upon them.

Atheist - *Achoo!*
Catholic - God bless you!
Atheist - Uh excuse me, I'm an atheist, don't push that tooth fairy stuff on me.

Modern atheism.

atheism by CriticalDesign January 11, 2008

Atheism 

The new state and secular religion. Most atheist nowadays are fanatical and intolerant.

Atheism in practice:
Atheist to non-atheists: You are stupid, weak minded because you don't believe in what I believe.

Atheism by Atheister April 12, 2009

atheism 

The religion devoted to one's own smug sense of superiority.

As there is no way to use logic to prove or disprove the existence of God, atheism is, in fact, based completely on theory and faith. Also its followers tend to be no less educated, dogmatic, and fanatical about their chosen spiritual path than they claim Christians, Jews, or Muslims to be.

atheism by pops87 April 25, 2010

Atheism 

1. A group of individuals that essentially are as dogmatic about the non-existance of God as religious folk are dogmatic about the existance of God.

Often known to tout beliefs in logic and science as a justification of their anti-belief, but become irrational when well researched concepts such as quantum mechanics, perceptional relativity, and researcher bias destroy the precious concept of "scientific absolute truth".

2. Dogmatic fanatics who are just as annoying as the Christians...only in a different way.

Atheist: " I am a advocate of atheism...science has never given us any reason to prove God exists...fear my superior intellect!"

Not an atheist: "Well, scientists used to know that the sun revolved around the earth..but that wasn't true."

Atheist: " Scientific heretic! Burn in the hell I dont believe in!"

Atheism by Vae Victus July 23, 2008

atheism 

The zealous grounded disbelief in God, the denial of any theories or proof that might state otherwise, and an excuse to attack people that believe in God.

As opposed to religion, which is the zealous, grounded belief in God, the denial of any theories or proof that might state otherwise, and an excuse to attack people that don't believe in God.

Atheism is just as senseless as religious people.

atheism by Jesus Hansel Christ September 2, 2009

Atheism 

The ultimate "religion".
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.

Atheist: haha i am not stupid and ignorant
atheism

Atheism by Someone_abcdefg October 4, 2007