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Assclown 

Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.

Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.

Assclown 

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.
Assclown by Patriot American January 11, 2021

Assclown 

A person that doesn't really know what's going on in life. Usually a Sandy. Almost like a Karen but not as entitled.
This assclown doesn't know how to ride her car correctly. She must be a Sandy.
Assclown by Slip drinks go me July 16, 2021

Assclown 

LordOfTheDunes
LOTD is an RG ballsack swinging assclown
Assclown by SuperMegaAsshole October 9, 2021

Assclown 

1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.

2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.

The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
Assclown by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022

Assclown McDouche 

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.