Hole-Ass

Someone who isn't an asshole but a hole-ass. This is better than being an asshole. Being a hole-ass means that you may partake in asshole like activities on accident but occasionally on purpose on warranted occasion.

You are a hole-ass for accidentally shooting grass clippings at local neighborhood children on accent and sometimes on purpose when the kids are being assholes.

by JerrySienfeld96 July 31, 2024

Hole Ass

An inverted asshole.

When somebody calls you an asshole, you can simply reply by calling them a hole ass. Thus flipping the insult onto them.

by ItzScenic October 16, 2025

seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.

a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.

by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

by tipifire September 14, 2006

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

by Jayrod64* November 25, 2016

ass from a hole in the ground

Someone who is clueless

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by Muncy Reader May 5, 2016

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016