Arseanal

The smallest club in London, that has fewer European trophies than Tottenham, West Ham, and even Ipswich Town, they are the biggest FA Cup merchants, and when it comes to bigger trophies they always bottle it

Remember how Arseanal bottled the league last season? that was the funniest yet the most painful thing ever to see.

by thekhebslol March 25, 2024

aryeman

sexy boy who is lowkey big asl but deep down hes js a cutie. occasionally meows and barks but we let that slide. addicted to monster energy and is a massive nerd. did i mention hes cute asf?

"man aryeman is lowk such a hottie holy."
"i agree, i wish i was half as cool as aryeman."

by oqvr August 28, 2025

Brianna arsement

Brianna arsement is a positive person she's always so so kind and supporting she's good to God she's gorgeous she's caring she's sweet she's just absolutely perfect

Brianna arsement told me I was pretty she's so sweet

by Basicwhitebread December 17, 2020

Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March

Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.

by keithArsewank July 5, 2023