courtney affair

Courtney affair is a term made famous from an actress. Its when immediately after a break up one of the ex's friends calls dibs on there ex's significant other and abandon their prior friendship for this person

Person 1: isn't derek Erica's ex?
Person 2: yeah but veronica ditched her friendship with erica so she can have Derek.
Person1: so Veronica is having a Courtney affair.....

by adoce November 15, 2013

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

xyz affair

what this stupidd guy calls ourr relationshipp. asswhole

nd at this moment i have a lottt more things to worry about then a stupid little xyz affair

by ihateeeboyss September 11, 2007

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 April 24, 2016

Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

by bhurmam September 19, 2013

black tie affair

Social events where all attendees are expected to wear formal attire. Both males and females attending a black tie affair make efforts to comply with the dress code and choose clothing that is considered appropriate formal dress for the time of day, the season, and the nature of the event. A black tie affair is different from a semi-formal event, where there is a wider range of clothing options considered to be appropriate semi-formal attire.

I heard someone in our neighborhood was holding a black tie affair.

by Chipotle Guacabeefsky October 18, 2009

CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

by Lee Savery February 09, 2009