Levi Ackerman

A really fucking short lil shit who has no emotion and loves to clean.

Levi Ackerman is a real buzzkill.

by aRandomPotato69 March 30, 2016

Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Drew Van Acker

A hot, sexy guy! Everything about him is sexy; his hair, his body, his face, and his amazing husky voice. If I were you, I would marry that hot piece of meat in a heart beat. It's like a he's walking sex! Can I just say how amazing he plays Jason Dilaurentis on Pretty Little Liars! When it comes to Drew Van Acker, if you're straight guy, you would want to turn gay, if you're a lesbian, you would to turn back straight, and if you're a straight girl or bisexual, you're good..... you're really good! Drew Van Acker is a really sexy mother fucker. Period.

Ex 1:
"Hey do you know who Drew Van Acker is?"

"Yeah! My baby daddy"

Ex 2:
"Who the hell is Drew Van Acker?!"

"IDK, but he sure looks a lot like my next boy friend *wink* *wink* * nudge* * nudge"

by sanegirl September 24, 2011

Achievement Hunter

Grown men (and a woman) who get paid to play video games and chuck soda cans at walls.

Achievement Hunter is my favourite. They're hilarious.

by YOLOSWAG2014 August 25, 2014

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

Levi Ackerman

Daddy material.

Mr clean.
5'2 but it do not matter.
Loves to beat up angry teenagers.

Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'

Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.

by leviscumbiscuit November 10, 2020