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PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016
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Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by eekalana June 2, 2021
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Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...
by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009
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relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.
Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness
by horny lepard March 29, 2010
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Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
by McCabe March 3, 2004
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Research assistant

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.
by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022
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Assist train

A group or team of multiple players in which only one player selects the target to attack while the others select the same target with a /assist macro or other means.

Exploiting such macros in PvP results in a quick and irresistable vaporization of hostile players.
This is how an assist train macro might work for assisting with the spell "fireball" where "1" is the group leader

/assist 1
/cast fireball
by Ettanin August 10, 2010
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