Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.

"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.

'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '

by Squibbsy January 24, 2021

Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face

Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.

by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023

Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.

Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.

by Dm 138 January 11, 2023

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.

Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!

by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021