A Scotsman who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the English man" including betray his own people
Today’s Uncle Tam doesn’t wear a kilt or carry a claymore. This modern, twenty first century Uncle Tam'as now often wears a suit and tie. He’s usually well-dressed and well-educated. He’s often the personification of culture and refinement. The twenty first century Uncle Tam'as sometimes speaks with an Oxford or Cambridge accent. Sometimes he is known as Sir or Lord. This new Uncle Tam'as is a professional Jock —by that I mean his profession is being a Jock for the English man.
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A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
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A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...
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