1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi
3) user of the online banking service Revolut
4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi
3) user of the online banking service Revolut
4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
Get the Arminian Koi Carpmug. When 2 people suck each other's toes 69 style. References those cliché koi pictures where each fish's mouth is by the other's tail.
by MaverickSquad May 18, 2023
Get the Koi fishingmug. jeremy: yo my why the jeronimo bailed out on the sesh blud
erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker
erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker
by stillavirginat60 March 3, 2023
Get the koymug. This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
Get the Swedish koi pondmug. A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Fixing the koi pondmug. Koi is a fish and a stupid one. He has lavish hair and he is dumb. This is true. This started over him arguing over every pity thing. Wow he is stupid.
Koi is a idiot
by ImaangeMaker February 28, 2022
Get the Koimug. It means, 'Where are you?' in Bengali and often used among friends coz it's an informal way of speaking 'apni kothay achen?'
by typical Indian October 6, 2023
Get the koi bemug.