Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

suck a flying dick

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost

my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick

by bluebear October 5, 2020

A flying farrimond

To fart with such force as to lift your arse from the chair

I was at work the other day in the office and all of a sudden the guy sat next to me was on a flying farrimond

by jonnynomates December 18, 2010

I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018