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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 2, 2023
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Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?
by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022
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Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement
I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli
by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025
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Cannoli

Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...
by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022
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sweet cannoli

Sweet cannoli: unauthentic cannoli filling made by non Sicilian. Also a nickname for a Sicilian with a sweet load.
Vinny you think these cannolis are sweet connolis?

I sucked pualy's sweet cannoli till the filling was gone.
by Duantless January 28, 2017
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Skin Cannoli

An Italiansasshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli
Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt
by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025
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