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A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
Zoophile by Zoo killer June 1, 2022
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Someone who should grab a shotgun a blow to roof of their mouth off
steve "Hey im a zoophile"

stan "kill yourself rot in hell"
Zoophile by Zoophile killer June 17, 2022
A person who is sexually attracted to animals or as i like to call them a bunch of fucking braindead fatherless degenerates
Joe: hey max guess what
Max: what is it?
Joe: I’m coming out as a zoophile.. max why are you holding a flamethrower?
Max: i hope you rot in hell you dog fucker
Zoophile by anonymous April 6, 2022
When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal
I was talking to my friend Sonia on the phone, I said oh do you touch baby animals? shes like NO? I'm not a zoophile
zoophile by Charly Starscream December 5, 2011
An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!
A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!
Zoophile by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022
Zoophile is someone who fucks animals
(Beastiality) or as I call them retarded dickheads
Joe: Did you hear Mike's a zoophile

Steven: wtf let's go beat the shit out of him
Joe: fuck yea
Zoophile by Fuck zoophiles March 4, 2022
Zoophiles are an awful humans that have intercourse with animals, Ofcourse animals CAN'T give consent so these zoophiles basically rape animals.
I'm a zoophile becouse i shag dogs
Zoophile by Pokky August 27, 2022