Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

Zoom

How fast your personal info gets stollen on a call.

Don't go on Zoom!

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021

Zoom

The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.

"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"

"No, I haven't Sir."

by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021

Zoom

Everyone’s “favorite” online conference room

Person 1: I got zoom on 1 pm
Person 2: me too

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.

Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."

by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021

Zoom

The app that replaced Skype.

Let's set up a Zoom meeting.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021