Emo guy with a nose like a minecraft villager he lies about girlfriends and uses stock images this type of person is called a zaid
by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023
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Get the Zaid mug.I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
by creator of zaid June 8, 2022
Get the zaid cyborg threaten mug.Zaid is the type of boy you dream about after speaking to for a week. He'll always be by your side patiently.
Zaid is extremely tolerant but you do not want to bring up park ees in front of him or else you will hear some choice words.
Zaids vocabulary is extensive and colourful. He can always carry a conversation and can carry you as well!
Zaid is extremely tolerant but you do not want to bring up park ees in front of him or else you will hear some choice words.
Zaids vocabulary is extensive and colourful. He can always carry a conversation and can carry you as well!
by Mangoes05 March 31, 2024
Get the Zaid mug.The lover of Johan’s life. The gem of every crystals. A very handsome malay man that is very loyal to his partner.
by ThePinkBunny77 November 23, 2021
Get the Zaid mug.A zaid is a pedophile who likes the taste of young girls, he likes eating butts on weekends, and watching star wars on weekdays.
by Shhazvvv12758 February 26, 2020
Get the zaid mug.The best humans ever. Probably suspected to be made only to create balance in humanity, in fact , there is a big tendency in Zaids being the best looking out there, The best variant of Zaid are male and their surname starts with a Z. Because when you say their initials is an onomatopoeia "ZZ", the onomatopoeia of sleeping, which is something we all love! so that's why Zaids that have a surname initiating with Z are always the best. Prompts to them for always being the last ones during attendance in class (Role call). Zaid is a islamic name with a great definiton "prosperous" or "to grow" which shows how great they are, they are super nice and always giving (kitkats,oreos,crackers,kinder,kinder buenos and much more) They have a tendency of being the school's senior students or also known as prefects, and they're ambassadors for FBC (faith, belief and culture) in the school's council. They are great!
by Deerhh January 11, 2024
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