why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus October 9, 2008

Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone

Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf

by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020

Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Suck ur homies dick

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day

by berto4663 March 30, 2022

suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

Suck your boyfriend balls day

On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day

Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day

by Nationals Day January 14, 2021

National suck your mother day

June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day

Mother
Yes sweetie

Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son

Love you mother

Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies

by Mymilfmom May 24, 2023

Suck your bf dick day

Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick

Adam: you know what day it is SUCK YOUR BF DICK DAY :)
Emily: I’ll get ready ;)

by Annoynoumas May 28, 2018