hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.

“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”

by BurnerAccount135 August 5, 2024

i wanna be your dog

the lyrics of this song by the stooges are stating that he no longer wants to be the dom of the relationship and wants to be sub towards his artner by saying "i wanna be your dog as in saying i want to be your s3x s1av3

hey ur hot i wanna be your dog

by bertrumthethird May 5, 2022

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done May 16, 2018

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

your dog is cute

she wants the D

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE

him:ok when am i coming over

by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020