The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"
Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"
Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"
Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"
by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011

a gay bar populated mostly by men of the older variety. Believed by some to be sleazier, they are often less attitude-riven than younger hipper joints and can offer a welcome alternative to such establishments.
by Andrew Karasek May 7, 2011

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.
by Honeybuns February 9, 2017

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.
by The retail guy February 22, 2011

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick
by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

by El Pesuado June 6, 2010
