A criminally delicious item that can be made in most university dining halls and hotel buffets. A wookie is made by delicately nestling a chocolate chip cookie within the warm, cozy well of a folding waffle maker. Then waffle batter is lovingly drizzled over said cookie and cooked. People who have consumed wookies usually experience elevated heart rate, out-of-body experiences, visions of other worlds, and severe withdrawal symptoms.
A: "I think the last time I shat my pants was when I was 4."
B: "Dude, the last time I shat my pants was when my friend made me a wookie during breakfast."
B: "Dude, the last time I shat my pants was when my friend made me a wookie during breakfast."
by H.D. August 31, 2013
When you shave your pubic hair and then ejaculate(or do the Emeril) onto your woman's face and throw the shaved-off pubic hair all over her face.
Also known as a sasquatch.
Also known as a sasquatch.
I cummed all over Sarah's face and then covered all of her face with my pubic hair. Now she looks like Chewbacca.
by Mark H September 11, 2004
by sweatyjohnson February 20, 2008
Here is the real definition of a wookie. It's when a chick is sucking you up, you bust in her mouth then say bitch do the wookie, and she gargles your cum and makes the sound of chewbacca.
by Paul April 05, 2005
Wookie the most smokin dude you'll ever find, prefers Korean chicks, but occasionally a Western Chicken will do too.
He is just fabulous, words can barely describe it, but his soft smooth lips, when they touch a pearl of water and blossom in the morning sun, show his softness and passion.
His beuatiful, heart will always shine over Waldenbuch.
He is just fabulous, words can barely describe it, but his soft smooth lips, when they touch a pearl of water and blossom in the morning sun, show his softness and passion.
His beuatiful, heart will always shine over Waldenbuch.
Svenja: I just went to Waldenbuch yesterday and saw this smokin hot dude eating some Rittersport chocolate. The cold chocolate was melting on his warm lips, and then he shouted Svenja I love you. Wookie will always be in my heart.
Paula: Really? Cause at this Festival he came up to me we made out, he was just the most amazing dude you will ever find, make sure you keep him close.
Paula: Really? Cause at this Festival he came up to me we made out, he was just the most amazing dude you will ever find, make sure you keep him close.
by Wookiechan December 17, 2013
A technophile who hangs out on enthusiast forums, usually devoted to game consoles, home theater systems, or mobile phones. Like the Star Wars creature, they are hairy, bellow in an unintelligible language and beat their chests at the sky when companies displease them.
Wookies spend their daylight hours writing angry letters to PR firms. At night, they write negative reviews on ePinions and TripAdvisor. On weekends, they gather with their WoW clan and whinge on the Facebook wall of companies they hate.
A Wookie's most vicious form of attack is the phrase "I'll never buy your product again as long as I live".
Wookies spend their daylight hours writing angry letters to PR firms. At night, they write negative reviews on ePinions and TripAdvisor. On weekends, they gather with their WoW clan and whinge on the Facebook wall of companies they hate.
A Wookie's most vicious form of attack is the phrase "I'll never buy your product again as long as I live".
IT Slave: "Legal sent takedown notices on a couple of modders and now a pack of Wookies are trying to DDoS us."
PR Slave: "Fuck 'em".
PR Slave: "Fuck 'em".
by RazrBack February 24, 2011
one who demonstrates low quality of life with no intention for improved quality of life and is of canadian, or american aboriginal ancestray
"hey look at that poor wookie hes riding a stolen bicycle"
"god damn wookies"
"hey wookie...shut up"
"god damn wookies"
"hey wookie...shut up"
by wookie November 10, 2005