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Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
by Davie Dee March 27, 2011
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the Arabian wonton

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
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wonton

A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
by namestillfree February 23, 2022
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Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011
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Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018
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Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
by Db-Skis December 3, 2017
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Pulling a Wonton

When you go balls deep into a crowd as a last ditch effort. Its like marriage without the option of divorce, there is no exit strategy.
I didn't make it but I tried by pulling a Wonton and committed hard.
by Ice Barrage March 16, 2021
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