Nigga Wonton

You’re typical Asian ghetto friend. The one that thinks he’s good at Basketball but he really isn’t. The one that fakes getting bad grades just to hang out with black people

Yo he such a nigga wonton, man. Tryna play basketball with us. I told him to get lost and study math.

by BVBSir September 05, 2019

wonton cruelty

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.

Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!

by Chunks the Dog December 21, 2022

Wanton Wonton

When a guy named don refuses to admit he was wrong.

"Don was being super wanton wonton about the words wonton and wanton"

by Xplay3r July 07, 2020

Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

by Davie Dee March 11, 2011

wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.

Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you

by justforlogins5 September 01, 2015

Wonton

Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!

Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥

by .Wonton Fighter. March 03, 2018

Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016