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dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.
Don't Dutch windshield me!
by Douche master69 May 8, 2014
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Dirty Windshield

When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.
"This girl was doing the deadfish in bed so I gave her a Dirty Windshield."
by supergirlreceptionist November 2, 2011
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Pitch a Windshield

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.
Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."
by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010
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Arab on the windshield

A moment during a film when a stupid, childish visual joke is inserted into a somewhat serious scene, removing the suspension of disbelief and tarnishing the scene (and sometimes the movie), rendering that segment almost unwatchable.

Origin: From the film "Raiders of the Lost Ark." During the truck chase scene, Indiana Jones and a Nazi are fighting for control of the truck carrying the Ark when the truck crashes through an irrigation system. The result is a very surprised Arab on the hood of the truck, staring at Indy and the Nazi from the wrong side of the windshield.
Dude, "The Dark Knight" was a great movie except for that "Arab on the windshield" moment in the tunnel when Batman simultaneously blows up one of the cars those two kids stuck in traffic were shooting with their fingers.
by Godzirra-riffic September 28, 2008
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dirty windshield

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.
dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.
by twizzle September 3, 2006
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Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
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Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
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