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Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.
Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!
by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016
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spicy wind

brit 1: hey Thomas do you smell that?
brit 2: yes I do, is that spicy wind?
brit 1: shit the twats ove-
*interruption*
kraut: FICK DU ENGLISCH! RIECHEN SIE MEINEN MUSTARDGAS, DENN SIE TRENCH VERWÖHNENDE FICKKÖPFE
by Señor Twat March 27, 2019
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full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012
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stink wind

The blast of vile air that is caused from subway trains passing through tunnels. Stink wind is experienced at subway entrances, halls, platforms, and through street level grates. Often when people experience stink wind, they react with a stinkface.
S: Brandi, what's wrong? Why are you making that face?
B: *in tears* I just got a waft of stink wind!!! :(
by Subway man November 19, 2009
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suck wind

1. To breathe hard after exertion or to be unable to catch your breath after an activity.

2. To lose any chance of winning after a certain point.
1. While mountain biking for example: Man, I'm suckin wind after climbing that hill.

2. A: How do you think you'll do in that 5 mile race? B: Crappy - after 3 miles, I'm useless, I just suck wind.
by psygirl November 16, 2004
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Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.
Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!
by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009
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swaggy wind

Wind that blows through your body when you walk with style!
Eh, your swaggy wind damn strong!
by QiHanSolo May 28, 2017
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