A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)
by lolita_strawberry July 29, 2006
Any place where the teen or preteen boy hides away from parents or family members for the purpose of waxing the dolphin, spanking the monkey, flogging the bishop, wacking off, or masturbating.
Nobody could find little Derek after supper time, he slipped off to his spank fort to wack off to the new girl on the block.
by Daleicious December 20, 2007
"Hey Kelsey! Let's build a fort, and then fuck in it!", "That Kelsey chick took a good fort fucking!"
by FortFucker February 12, 2012
A small town in Florida with one traffic light, 5 gas stations, an overcrowded Dollar General, populated by old people, seriously country folk, and young people wondering why they still live in a place that requires one to drive 30 minutes to everything and has yet to produce a grocery store. Also known as "Fort Whoadie".
by JNVA June 20, 2008
Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.
ohhhhhh nice!
by Mikendanatt January 30, 2011
Pure, unblemished, beautiful genius; the closest thing the world has seen to classic hip-hop since Jay-Z.
Me: Have you heard it yet?
Anyone: What?
Me: Fort Minor?
Anyone: Why?
Me: Because your life, quite simply, isn't complete yet.
Anyone: What?
Me: Fort Minor?
Anyone: Why?
Me: Because your life, quite simply, isn't complete yet.
by Andy The King August 11, 2006
by hooptown December 11, 2011