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The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.
The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.
by MathPlus September 5, 2022
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Dirty winnie

The act of sitting on someone’s face while simultaneously growling and showing they’d teeth.
Brad pulled a dirty winnie last night, it was so hot!
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Winnie

Winnie aka shana,taiga,nagi
by crono36 May 23, 2009
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Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.
Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.
by F_loot April 14, 2011
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Winnies

Popular Australian beer brewed out of Prahran Melbourne, colloquially referred to as "Beer for Hunting". Popular varieties include the flagship Pale Ale (Winnies Bear), Bush Pilsner (Winnies Moose), Safari Stout (Winnies Rhino) and Lion Lager (Winnies Lion).

Popularity has rapidly increased since the brewery was established in 2007 with the official labelled brand launched prior to Christmas that year.
"Can you pass me another Winnies Moose?"
"Mate, we've already finished the slab of Moose.. we've only got Lions left"
"Beauty, I'll have three of those"
"No worries mate"
"Cheers"
by Winnies Drinker January 9, 2008
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WINNIEPOPS

AFFECTIONATE NAME FOR PET, USUALLY CAT.
"AHH WINNIE, YOU ARE SUCH A WINNIEPOPS"
by PEGGYLEOPARD February 3, 2010
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Winnie Brown

The awful scent that is left behind in the toilet when someone has smoked a cigarette whilst defecating
"That toilet is terrible, someone has had a Winnie brown!"
by aushehir August 27, 2012
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