whatever

The most annoying thing that your girlfriend can say.

"Hey would you like to get dinner, see a movie, then perhaps go back to my place?"

"Whatever."

by thatguy21 March 25, 2006

whatever

whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this:
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.

Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe?
Girlfriend: Whatever...

by HOWDYBiLLY February 23, 2011

whatev's

A term that describes the annoyance of one party to another party's incompetent act / word / thought / being / family / dog / saber-tooth tiger. Also suggesting the emotions of "who gives a crap". Also can be used nicely as well!

Party One " Hey im ganna take 5"
Party Two " You guys arent aloud to take 5!"
Party One " Well we are!!!"
Party Two " Whatev's!"

by Santina/Shiela/Rachel April 12, 2008

Whatever It

When the wife asks you to do something and you are unable to commit to it. When you don't want to accept it or reject it.

John: The wife wants us to go to her folks house, but I really don't want to go, but I can't say no, what do i do

Ben: Just 'whatever it' man and move on

by steveski90210 November 23, 2009

Whatev

a decker way of saying whatever
usually preceeded by "eh"

I forgot to do my math homework, eh, whatev.

by neva November 26, 2003

whatever

Whatever can mean "I don't really care" (example 1)
Whatever can also meant "Fuck You" (example 2)

PERSON 1: Where do you want to go for dinner?
PERSON 2: Whatever, i'm not really hungry?

PERSON 1: It's you're fault we got pulled over last night.
PERSON 2: Whatever, if you would have just let me drive then we would have made it home no problem.

by HEINS 57 June 29, 2011

whatever

Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever

by celine34 July 11, 2008