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what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014
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AYO WHAT THE FUCK

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.
Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK
by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022
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what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz
bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?
by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009
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What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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what in the timbuck fuck

A silly little exclamatory phrase made by the reaction YouTuber Ryth
Ryth: “My Fortnite GIRLFRIEND wanted to SHOWER with ME” what in the timbuck fuck am I getting into?—-
by zeteri_smthn February 19, 2023
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bitch what the fuck

A phrase from a popular vine used to show extreme confusion, disgust, or anger.
*sees boy walk into class with crocs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
by BITCHWHATHEFUCK June 21, 2016
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