Welsh Hug 

When someone hugs you with their bottom sticking out to avoid revealing their erection.

"Did you see that, Jimmy just Welsh hugged me!"

Welsh Hug by knowthejo May 16, 2016

Welsh Valley Middle School 

Imagine a middle school full of Jewish fuckboys wearinh Sperrys and Vineyard Vines thinking they get mad poontang but really they just get flamed by other boys for looking like a douche bag. The school is also full of rich Jewish girls that talk about their "hard" life and then go back to their multi million dollar houses. Most of the girls are Thunder Cunts, and Land Whales. The teachers are weird and are probably all in cults such as the Illuminati. Don't even get me started with the haunted church and the tunnels under the school.

Jewish Girl 1: OMG these (Jewish) guys at Welsh Valley Middle School look so hot

Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?

Welsh Valley Middle School by KrustyKrabKrew Squidward Squad July 18, 2016

Welsh cake 

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.

'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'

Welsh cake by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009

welsh valley middle school 

middle school which alot of rich jewish people go to, go here before harriton high school and has nice campus. gym teachers are really fucking weird and are probs pedophiles who choke on dick. filled with modertaly snobby hoes that are kinda of thunder cunts.

welsh valley middle school dragons womens basketball team is filled with thunder cunts

welsh valley middle school by thunder cunts April 21, 2010

Welsh Flag  

The flag of the country of Wales. It consists of the red dragon with the background in half white (top) and half green.

Slow-witted English person: "The Welsh Flag sucks, why do you have a mythical creature on it??!"
Me: And what precisely did St.George "slay"? Did you ever notice the metaphor within that? Yet here I am. Yma o hyd.

Welsh Flag by x0Thursday February 6, 2009

welsh cake 

Traditional food from Wales. Used to be cooked and given to miners before they went down the pits. Traditionally cooked on St.Davids Day. Baked on a griddle, made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter/lard and raisins/currents. Delicious.

Girl: My Mam makes the best welsh cakes.

welsh cake by x0Thursday February 6, 2009

Welsh Bollock Lock 

A wrestling move in which one wrestler twists the scrote of the opponent.

Ah! My uncouth wrestling opponent just grabbed me by the ballsack and twisted my nads! He gave me the Welsh Bollock Lock! And now I'm announcing what happened at length, like characters in 1960s superhero comic books!

Welsh Bollock Lock by Welsh Tiger April 23, 2009