Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Love Wedge

The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge

by Lorne Gra... March 11, 2009

pitching wedge

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.

Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.

by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

Utah Wedge

Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.

Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"

by Supellex December 15, 2009

Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

wedge issues

Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God

"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."

Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.

by David Salazar November 3, 2004