spank wad

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.

Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's

by El Jhay August 11, 2017

Fag wad

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time

"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"

by Hypocritical Hypocrite July 12, 2017

wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

by Jack Goff September 9, 2006

rage-wad

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX

Russell Crowe is an unironic rage-wad.

by Allie June 30, 2005

jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

by JD G April 2, 2008

nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

by jr December 11, 2004

Wad-Shoot

An annual party held in central Little Rock on New Year's Eve.

Started in 1991, the Wad-Shoot has a theme each year that requires the Wad-Shooters to dress in the appropriate theme. Examples include but are not limited to Pimp and Hos, Redneck, The Holy Wad-Shoot, Survivor, etc.

The Wad-Shoot is headed towards its 20th year in 2010!

Guests fit into three categories:

Old-school Shooters, these are the original attendees of the first Wad-Shoot.

Wad-Shooters -

Interlopers, guests that have been invited by Wad-Shooters.

The Wad-Shoot is highly exclusive, and attendance is by invitation only.

by capo3 January 4, 2010