Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.

I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).

by Db-Skis December 3, 2017

Wonton

Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!

Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥

by .Wonton Fighter. March 3, 2018

Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016

Pulling a Wonton

When you go balls deep into a crowd as a last ditch effort. Its like marriage without the option of divorce, there is no exit strategy.

I didn't make it but I tried by pulling a Wonton and committed hard.

by Ice Barrage March 16, 2021

Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

wonton cruelty

When you buy a boatload of Chinese food and don't let your friends have any.

Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!

by Chunks the Dog December 20, 2022