What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

rims that keep spinning when you stop

a rim of a car with a outerrim that keeps spinning when you have no motion. (not always on a car)

"those spinning rims are tight."

by westywest July 22, 2003

when you try so hard but you don't succseed

Because you don't know how to spell succeed!

I can't spell succeed! See, When you try so hard but you don't succseed!

by eeee2324 December 08, 2016

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

by B Talented April 28, 2011

what you get when you mix blue and yellow

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,

"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"

by im glenjamin December 06, 2006

when are you coming back?

It's a question asked to a person who is away, intended to know he/she shall be returning.

Dad: Son, you have been staying at your friend's place for a month now, when are you coming back?

Son: I know Dad, I will come back as soon as the exams are over.

by El boy wa vuwani November 16, 2013

when you try your best but you don't succeed

It's when your friend Richard tries his best but he fails extreemly.
He jumped and fell backwards and went to the hospital

when you try your best but you don't succeed when you get what you want but not what you neeeeeeeed

by eliasthegamer January 09, 2018